Missing: Ray Allen's Game

Where have you gone, Ray Ray?

Have you seen Ray Allen's game? Good-looking jump shot, lots of 3's, quick release, ability to pull up, comfortable going to the rim, can finish on either side of the basket? It was last seen about a month ago. Yesterday, its absence was especially notable, and he'd like it back. We are also looking for Ray's crunch-time minutes; those have gone missing, too. If either found, please return to: Ray Allen, Wellesley, MA; or, Boston Celtics, 226 Causeway Street, Boston, MA 02114.

Please help if you can. It will be sad if Ray has to retire.