Emasculation Is Spelled I-S-I-A-H

"...The three men then retired to an executive suite to finally settle who was the biggest asshole."

If Isiah Thomas weren't so loathsome, I'd find this a little sad. But he's earned this, so mostly it's just funny and yet another bizarre episode for a franchise that cannot escape them. I guess the Knicks are just trying to force Zeke to quit or take much less money to leave. If this doesn't work, maybe they'll draft a contract clause stipulating that Isiah must let R. Kelly have custody of his kids two weekends a month.

For those looking, you can now find Isiah in the windowless office behind the supply closet with the leak from the bathroom plumbing. His door says "Mr. Dolan's Manfriend." Don't ask.

And for more Knick fan reaction to what's happened, overall, check out Serious Tip.