"Hey, I Saw You Checkin' Out My Goods"

It stands for "Do not...uh...in, uh, my pool...ass man"

Well, the day has arrived. As Carl would say, this is frickin' bad-ass!

After countless months of wondering when the genius that brought us a milkshake asking a drunken alien frat brother, "Hey Skeeter, did you score last night?" would make its way to a movie house in the form of a full-length feature film, those long, torturous, uncertain days of confusion have come to an end. It's as though the burning bush of capitalism on the Mount Horeb of opportunity finally sent forth a contemporary Moses and Aaron in the form of Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro with instructions to deliver us, an adoring public with a keen sense of the absurd, from the oppressive bondage of paltry new Aqua Teen Hunger Force material. Today, we flee the mud pits, not stopping to let our bread rise, and rejoice in the desert, engaging in a righteous idolatry befitting fat Jersey Shore low-lives and anthropomorphic milkshakes, meatballs, and servings of french fries.

All hail Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters:



With the film's release today, it seemed only appropriate to honor the event with a collection of memorable links, audio, and video that should help prepare Straight Bangin' readers for a movie experience that will likely appeal to the hardcore fans, those who love smoking drugs, and people open to bizarre humor. Everyone else may want to save their money for the next most anticipated film based on a television show, Medellin.

Links
- ATHF episode guide

- Carl soundboard

- Master Shake soundboard

Audio
- "Where you at, Dog?"

- "I couldn't help but notice we made eye contact"

- "I wanna rock your body"

- "Is that from the '83 tour?"

- "Get back there-o and cash-o the check-o, amigo"

Video
- Clickity

eCard
- Clickity (NSFW)