Contest: Who Can Make Fun of Cam'ron the Best?

Knows real thugs in wheelchairs

I mean, I don't even know what to write. Where to start?!

Please, please, please listen to this song. Do it twice or even three times. Observe the awkward singing; Hell Rell's GLC impression; the piano flourishes; the bizarre juxtaposition of the song's lyrics with its emotional tenor. Then, leave your best insult or observation in the comments section. I'll round them up and we'll throw up an open-source track review.

Cam'ron ft. Hell Rell, "He Tried to Play Me"