How I Waste Brain Cells

I don't know this guy, but that's what I had for breakfast on Saturday

The endless minutiae that I call "life" and some called Seinfeld:
- On the heels of this observation about Jimmy Williams and Virginia A&M, I started wondering what sort of majors get listed underneath the names of Buckeyes. License-plate making? Shower rape? Prag studies? Tobacco-based currency alternatives? Skin art? Adebisiology? Lifting?

- Maybe Azher knows. Peep game: Any Given Saturday. Literacy may be endangered in Ohio, but at least one person is a committed practitioner of the failing craft.

- Want to know more about my weekend? Read RustedJesus.

- The University of the Confederacy won 10-6. In related news, the contractors are showing up at Orgeron's house tomorrow to replace the walls. And they've been told to disregard the guy in the yard chewing on nails and biting the pit bulls.


Ed Orgeron, the Autobots' contemporary answer to Devastator

- Your 2005 Heisman winner is...a middle-aged woman from Michigan? I thought it was supposed to be...Tim Massaquoi?

Trying to catch the buzz:
I've only ever watched one episode of Entourage in its entirety. I understand that during the last few weeks, Saigon has been on the show. It's about fucking time. Haven't we been hearing about him forever? This is for the Entourage set:

- Saigon, "Stocking Cap"
- Saigon, "Diduntdidunt"
- Saigon, "Contraband"
- Saigon ft. Ali Vegas and Mek, "We Want In"